Sunday, September 28, 2008

MY CREED?

OR AT LEAST THE RULES I FOLLOW

NEVER STAND UP BEFORE THE WOMAN YOU LIKE
if she is messing around and you go up then stay up walk around a bit get or look around a bit and come back so you dont look dumb
WHEN THERES ALOT OF PEOPLE NEVER BE FIRST TO EAT
if everyone is watching you intently this of course does not apply
NEVER TAKE THE LAST PIECE OF FOOD
youll seem like a glutton
ALWAYS HOLD THE DOOR OPEN EVEN WHEN YOU DONT KNOW THE PERSON
you will come off as a gentleman
TRY TO COME OF AS A GENTLEMAN
duh
ALWAYS DO WITH GREAT INTENT
anything between sleep and making out
WORK OUT ENOUGH TO DO AT LEAST 60 PUSHUPS
400 SITUPS RUN 5 MILES AND JUMP OVER THINGS COOL
muscles are good
RESPECT ELDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
duh
RESPECT YOUNGER PEOPLES WHEN ELDERS ARE AROUND
doesnt matter when their not
ALWAYS BE 5 MINUTES EARLY BUT NOT WHERE YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE WAITING
so you can do something and watch the spot
DONT FOCUS ON ONE TYPE OF MUSIC/ART/BRAND/SPORT
itll make you very anti social
DONT SAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT UNLESS ITS BAD
youll look cooler :P
PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!!!!
you know how bad adults drive =_=
DONT KILL UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE IS IN DANGER
self explanitory?
ALWAYS STAND BY YOUR CREED BUT DO NOT FORCE IT UPON OTHERS
else theyll die.....

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